But no, you had to go and make a movie that I actually liked and actually went to see more than once, and look forward to seeing again.
You made me into a Star Wars fan.
What the hell, J.J. Abrams?
But, whatever. This post is not about what J.J. Abrams has done (you know what you've done, J.J. Abrams. Go sit in the corner and think about this terrible thing you've done.) but rather some Episode Seven whatnots that I've enjoyed immensely and have decided to share with you today.
THEY WILL CONTAIN SPOILERS, OR SPOILER-TYPE THINGS, SO IF YOU'RE STILL LOOKING TO GO SPOILER-FREE, I WOULD SUGGEST YOU DON'T READ ANY FURTHER.
SERIOUSLY, DON'T READ ANY FURTHER IF YOU DON'T LIKE SPOILERS.
I'M GOING TO START WITH THE SPOILERS NOW. THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING.
ALL RIGHT, YOU'VE BEEN WARNED. HERE WE GO...
ARE YOU READY? BECAUSE I'M GOING TO DO IT! I'M DOING IT RIGHT NOW...
FIRST UP IS...
Emo Kylo Ren and Very Lonely Luke
I don't know who runs these Twitter accounts, but I can't stop reading them. Here are a sampling of my favorite tweets thus far:
The next selections are from the day(s) these two have a truly epic Twitter battle (which you can Google to read more selections):
And then there's this video from Adam Driver's visit to Saturday Night Live:
All right, I'm out of here. I'm behind on my revisions—certainly not because I spent two hours looking through parody twitter feeds and video laughing my ass off instead.
Have a great weekend, all.
Except for you, J.J. Abrams.