And now, the main event: last (probably) installment of my ever popular Saturday Soundbite series where I frighten you with how much television I watch in a single week (feel free to judge me in the comments. You won't be the first.). Here are my favorite things from this past week:
"They were out of turtles. I bought a tiny cowboy hat for nothing!" ~Nick, New Girl
"They call me Giggle Bangs Rice Bowl." ~Jess, New Girl
"That girl's so whack, her first name should be nick-nack patty." ~Sinbrad (Brad), Happy Endings
"Lunesta— Nature's Ambien..." ~Adam, Happy Endings
"This one says 'I'm going comando'. I don't really get it but I do support the military." ~ Sue, trying to choose a keychain, on The Middle
"Let me tell you why I'm so awesome... You see, even when I have no idea what I'm doing, I pretend I do. That's why I'm good at everything." ~Axl, The Middle
"The world needs more dreamers, Luke. Never stop licking things." ~Phil, Modern Family
"A Gryffindor letting his mom carry his Quidditch broom? How Hufflepuff is that?" ~Phil, Modern Family
"When you start ranting, I start shopping in the craft store of my mind." ~Lisa (maybe? I don't know her name), Suburgatory (which I didn't even watch. I just had the TV on and overheard that part)
"If you want to get to him, you have to go through me." (beat) "Wow. They are probably gonna go through me." ~Tommy, trying to protect Oliver from some thugs, on Arrow (which I love with all my heart and not just because I have a reason to post this picture:
And finally, these two things from Parks and Recreation:
Diane: Am I interrupting something important?
Ron: Impossible. I work for the government.
And this, a moment so sweet and awesome, it got me all choked up inside: