This past week at The Store is what the stock crew (oh wait. That's just me now.) refers to as "hell week" because our receiving numbers skyrocket, old product is moving back into the stockroom at an alarming rate and new product is trickling out. You test the stockroom's Mary Poppins magic carpet bag ability as you attempt to fit it all in. And you spend a lot more time at the day job than you do almost any other week of the year.
A lot more time.
What it means for this post is that you don't get all your shows
watched, you don't get any books read, you don't do anything but wonder
why the new employees insist on asking if you're having fun yet while
resisting the urge to hit them with the new foldable shovels you just
So here are my meager soundbites from this past week:
"This place is on lockdown. It'd be easier getting into Tim Tebow's pants." ~Virginia on Raising Hope
"If we stopped having sex every time someone died in this town, we'd explode." ~Tyler on The Vampire Diaries
"For future reference, when I say I agree with you, it means I'm not listening." ~Sherlock on Elementary
and finally this conversation between Sheldon and Leonard during a "find Waldo" competition on The Big Bang Theory:
S: How could you not find him?
L: Because he's hard to find. If he was easy to find, the books would be called There's Waldo.
Have a great weekend, everyone!