Here's today's horoscope, compliments of the Conway Daily Sun:
You'll be buoyed by things that are "good for you." Somehow, this comes about in a way that is not boring to you at all. You'll even be strangely satisfied by light meals and healthy foods.
Well, that explains why I had to make a special trip to the grocery store today to procure myself a giant double chocolate frosted muffin top. I did, however, wash it down with a glass of fat free milk. That must count for something, right?