Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Exchange Of The Day

Scene: I am cleaning out one of The Store's fitting rooms that looks like a bomb filled with clothing went off in it. I was just eating a triscuit cracker and started to choke a little bit on the little bit of the cracker that went down the wrong tube.

Enter The Customer, looking to try on a sweater.

Customer: You're not getting sick, are you?

Me: No, no, I'm not sick. I'm just choking on a triscuit.

Customer: Oh good. (and proceeds into the fitting room)

Thanks for your concern, ma'am. Have a great day.

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